Tim and Jamie pack up the U-Haul and head out to the trailer park area to watch episode 8 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we leave our esteemed dinner guest alone at the table, buy L.L. Bean’s entire inventory of furry hats and run into the road without looking only to get hit by a car.

Will not accepting charity but stealing from charity ever make more sense? Will Horse Teeth ever direct another episode? Will bedside manner ever be more on point?

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Tim and Jamie consider the merits of murdering Charolette while watching episode 7 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we slap on a suit to fire our new employees on a Sunday morning, propose a broken wine bottle – 2×4 beach death battle, and decide against taking Dean Hess’s seconds.

Will the crew ever be offered jobs as extras again? Will vandalism ever be as hilarious?  Will dying in bankruptcy ever be considered successful?

 

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Tim and Jamie head down to Chili’s Hollister beach house to check out episode 6 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we call a mandatory school sleepover so we can avoid another Saturday night alone, keep all of our alias identification in our purse, make out with our boyfriend’s nemesis to preemptively beat him out of our relationship.

Will Volchok’s abs ever be more insulting? Will fart noises ever hurt someone as deeply? Will convincing someone to take on a life of crime ever be easier?

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Tim and Jamie take first period to apply their make-up before reviewing episode 5 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we discuss the functionality of our SideKick (TM) before using it for blackmail, forget that part of our con involves rehab and propose a bottle of Dom as a toast, and call our boyfriend a coward before he sets off for the Deadliest Catch.

Will 5am ever be as well lit again? Will everyone at the going away dinner ever look more old? Will salmon Jell-O ever taste more satisfying?

 

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Tim and Jamie get dropped off for their first day at Newport Union to review episode 4 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we cry in a porn motel wearing a $30,000 bracelet, make-out with the creepy disciplinary dean, and scheme with our flower delivery boy-boyfriend.

Will a unison “uck” ever ring as true as when reacting to butterfly necklaces? Will oregano ever not be a codeword for vodka? Will Marissa ever just CALL Ryan to explain stuff?

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