Tim and Jamie pack up the U-Haul and head out to the trailer park area to watch episode 8 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we leave our esteemed dinner guest alone at the table, buy L.L. Bean’s entire inventory of furry hats and run into the road without looking only to get hit by a car.

Will not accepting charity but stealing from charity ever make more sense? Will Horse Teeth ever direct another episode? Will bedside manner ever be more on point?

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Tim and Jamie consider the merits of murdering Charolette while watching episode 7 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we slap on a suit to fire our new employees on a Sunday morning, propose a broken wine bottle – 2×4 beach death battle, and decide against taking Dean Hess’s seconds.

Will the crew ever be offered jobs as extras again? Will vandalism ever be as hilarious?  Will dying in bankruptcy ever be considered successful?

 

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Tim and Jamie head down to Chili’s Hollister beach house to check out episode 6 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we call a mandatory school sleepover so we can avoid another Saturday night alone, keep all of our alias identification in our purse, make out with our boyfriend’s nemesis to preemptively beat him out of our relationship.

Will Volchok’s abs ever be more insulting? Will fart noises ever hurt someone as deeply? Will convincing someone to take on a life of crime ever be easier?

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Tim and Jamie take first period to apply their make-up before reviewing episode 5 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we discuss the functionality of our SideKick (TM) before using it for blackmail, forget that part of our con involves rehab and propose a bottle of Dom as a toast, and call our boyfriend a coward before he sets off for the Deadliest Catch.

Will 5am ever be as well lit again? Will everyone at the going away dinner ever look more old? Will salmon Jell-O ever taste more satisfying?

 

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Tim and Jamie get dropped off for their first day at Newport Union to review episode 4 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we cry in a porn motel wearing a $30,000 bracelet, make-out with the creepy disciplinary dean, and scheme with our flower delivery boy-boyfriend.

Will a unison “uck” ever ring as true as when reacting to butterfly necklaces? Will oregano ever not be a codeword for vodka? Will Marissa ever just CALL Ryan to explain stuff?

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Tim and Jamie steal the South Pacific tiki hut to get away and review episode 3 season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we will NOT read a letter from our dead dad, send our emotionally broken daughter to let her mother know we are leaving her at the altar, and hide in the wings to drop nonsensical discipline on unsuspecting students.

Will running away to a skanky motel with a bottle of Pure Vodka ever be more romantic? Will anyone ever introduce Jimmy to Crest Whitestrips? Will revenge ever be as sweet as making someone turn a dolphin into a seagull?

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Tim and Jamie order their last registration pancakes and settle in for episode 2 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we help the Ghost of Rosa straighten up the house, follow a stranger to a cabin in the woods, and order another round of Dom on our ex-wife’s dead husband to celebrate our new engagement.

Will horse-teeth ever make a good decision again? Will cold-cocking a disciplinary dean ever end without expulsion? Will Marissa EVER CATCH A BREAK?

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Tim and Jamie have woke up from a coma to review episode 1 of season 3 of the OC. Join us as we question minors with head injuries without their parents’ present, single white female Kiki, and three finger wave to our brother we just tried to murder.

Will a rapist turned lawyer ever get the respect he deserves? Will we ever figure out exactly what Jimmy is doing? Will we ever get the spinoff of Trey -Tregas on Fox this fall?

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Tim and Jamie stand around kitchen island to intervene on season 2 episode 24 of the O.C. Join us as we smash a bottle of vodka at our father’s funeral, show up horse teeth and all to support our bereaved ex-wife and accuse Trey in the sitting room with the rotary phone.

Will a bruise ever fade away as fast as Kirsten’s and as slow as Marissa’s? Will Jess get her comeuppance for being a racist drug dealer? Will the words “come on mom, please” ever be as convincing?

 

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Tim and Jamie disappear into Chino while reviewing episode 23 season 2 of the O.C. Join us as we hide vodka in our purse, pick George Lucas’ brain about prom and crush up sleeping pills in our soon to be ex-husband’s margarita.

Will Kiki and Dawn end up roomies in rehab? Will this love triangle EVER COME TO AN END? Will Oliver ever take off his Trey mask?

 

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