Tim and Jamie prepare a steaming bowl of Lentil Body soup to enjoy during episode 12 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we steal $1500 from a frat party so we can check on our mom, clink our glasses 35+ times during our first date and pour over paint swatches for our new bedroom in our future dad’s house.

Will Ryan ever learn to not get involved in a fake abortion scam? Will a boarding school ever make sandwiches as delicious? Will Johnny ever look at the ocean the same way again?

 

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Tim and Jamie make angsty faces for the duration episode 11 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we make knowing eyes at our nemesis, trade bedroom favors for petition signatures and regretfully schedule senior ditch day on the same day as senior pictures.

Will Ryan ever not need to be the voice of reason? Will being an unpopular loser ever have more sway with the masses? Will we ever get to meet Gus?

 

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Tim and Jamie lie to their kids to watch episode 10 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we throw a fake party just because it rhymes, get back to our roots by spitting dip into a bean can, and attempt to rob a liquor store instead of accepting charity.

Will Gus ever stop with his antics? Will an honorary bar mitzvah ever not be offensive? Will we ever see the Nana and Cal’s voice-alikes?

 

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Tim and Jamie grab their laptop screen and pull it closer for a better look at episode 9 season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we confide our love to our crush’s best friend, prepare the champagne room for some quiet conversation, and prepare one chafing dish of food over 2 days.

Will Marissa ever figure out the proper Vicodin dosage? Will we ever get to see Summer rip a tuba solo? Will a $5,000 dinner party for one ever be less romantic?

 

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Tim and Jamie pack up the U-Haul and head out to the trailer park area to watch episode 8 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we leave our esteemed dinner guest alone at the table, buy L.L. Bean’s entire inventory of furry hats and run into the road without looking only to get hit by a car.

Will not accepting charity but stealing from charity ever make more sense? Will Horse Teeth ever direct another episode? Will bedside manner ever be more on point?

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Tim and Jamie consider the merits of murdering Charolette while watching episode 7 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we slap on a suit to fire our new employees on a Sunday morning, propose a broken wine bottle – 2×4 beach death battle, and decide against taking Dean Hess’s seconds.

Will the crew ever be offered jobs as extras again? Will vandalism ever be as hilarious?  Will dying in bankruptcy ever be considered successful?

 

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Tim and Jamie head down to Chili’s Hollister beach house to check out episode 6 of season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we call a mandatory school sleepover so we can avoid another Saturday night alone, keep all of our alias identification in our purse, make out with our boyfriend’s nemesis to preemptively beat him out of our relationship.

Will Volchok’s abs ever be more insulting? Will fart noises ever hurt someone as deeply? Will convincing someone to take on a life of crime ever be easier?

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Tim and Jamie take first period to apply their make-up before reviewing episode 5 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we discuss the functionality of our SideKick (TM) before using it for blackmail, forget that part of our con involves rehab and propose a bottle of Dom as a toast, and call our boyfriend a coward before he sets off for the Deadliest Catch.

Will 5am ever be as well lit again? Will everyone at the going away dinner ever look more old? Will salmon Jell-O ever taste more satisfying?

 

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Tim and Jamie get dropped off for their first day at Newport Union to review episode 4 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we cry in a porn motel wearing a $30,000 bracelet, make-out with the creepy disciplinary dean, and scheme with our flower delivery boy-boyfriend.

Will a unison “uck” ever ring as true as when reacting to butterfly necklaces? Will oregano ever not be a codeword for vodka? Will Marissa ever just CALL Ryan to explain stuff?

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Tim and Jamie steal the South Pacific tiki hut to get away and review episode 3 season 3 of the O.C. Join us as we will NOT read a letter from our dead dad, send our emotionally broken daughter to let her mother know we are leaving her at the altar, and hide in the wings to drop nonsensical discipline on unsuspecting students.

Will running away to a skanky motel with a bottle of Pure Vodka ever be more romantic? Will anyone ever introduce Jimmy to Crest Whitestrips? Will revenge ever be as sweet as making someone turn a dolphin into a seagull?

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